Thursday, 26 May 2011
What REALLY happened when I allegedly met up with the horndog blogger...
SO Tantricnotes fired the first shot over here, well in In the interest of full public disclosure, this is really what happened. He gatecrashed into my house! my home!!!
Mena: You Idiot, did i ask you to come to my house!
TNotes: (Tried to enter apartment) Why are you dressed up - i thought you said you were not interested in mo*vida.
Mn: (Restricted my movement) Well, I was, until I had a proper date.
TN: (Pushed her hand aside, stepped in and shut patio door) So you ditched me for all these innit boys.
Mn: He’s not a broke ass M.Sc student like you.
TN: Abeg jare, I have prospects! You know the guy is boring as hell, let’s smoke him out and hit town.
Mn: (Hushed tone) Keep your voice down now. We’ll hook up some other time.
TN: Lai lai. I’m gate crashing. If we had done mo*vida as planed, we’d be out till 4a.m. Now however, i’m homeless till trains start service in the morning.
Mn: (She was getting impatient) T.N, you have other friends in London jor!
TN:Please Ihave no where else to go.
Looking at his sad face my maternal instincts kick in and I let him in. He sees that is was just nuttyjay inside the house..
NuttyJay: Ah ah Mena which one are you hanging out with chewing gum boys? You are not Demi Moore,neither is he Ashton Kutcher
TN: WTF, FARK, FACKERY, FARKING HEIL, WHO ARE YOU F*CKING CALLING FARKING CHEWING...
Mena quickly butts in: No be so, he has no where else to go.
Nutty: So you look like a B&B or police station? Mena I don dey taya for your slacking,and your 'humanitarian services' I am going without you!
Mena: No vex my luv
Nutty slams the door in my face.
Meanwhile Tnotes stares at me,open mouthed and I know what he is thinking: "WOOOOAH, SUCH BIIIIIG BREASTS!" "LOVELY HAIRLESS SOFT AND SILKY SKIN", "SUPPLE BUUUUM AND HIIIPS", "LOOOONG LEGS! WANNA GET TO SECOND AND THIRD BASE!!"
But those are his thoughts, what he actually say is
Tnotes: Mena,you have no idea what a day I have had. I need a hug
I innocently give him a hug and then..
Mena: Tnotes you are hugging me too tightly, I cant breathe!
Tnotes: Mmmm, Mena, This feels good, could stay here forever I want to show you someone that is just as eager to meet you....
indeed, he decides to show me. He unzips his trousers, whips his thingy out and shoves it in my hand.
Mena: 'Thanks, but I don't smoke.'
*blows speck of my halo*
(Bring it on sexy Tnotes ->