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Tuesday, 23 July 2013

LOBATAN!!!!!..­........ YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY.


*On a lighter note*

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY. I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT MYSELF. I WENT TO MINI SUPERMARKET TO PICK SOMETHING TO EAT AND AS I WAS WALKING DOWN THE AISLE, I NOTICED THIS MAN STARING AT ME. I LOOKED AT HIM BUT KEPT MOVING TO THE COUNTER TO GET BOTTLED WATER AND CHOCOLATE.

AS I PICKED THEM AND TURNED, I FOUND THE SAME MAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I TRIED TO SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT, SO I SMILED AND SAID "HI" THEN I WENT ON TO GET A CAN COKE. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD BECAUSE HE WAS FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. BUT I TRIED TO STAY "FRIENDLY" AND SAID "HI" AGAIN. HE RESPONDED AND SAID, "I AM SORRY FOR STARING BUT YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST...WE JUST BURIED HER 2WKS AGO".

I FELT STUPID FOR GETTING MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS THAT HIS GIRL IS WITH THE LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I CAN". HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD THAT HIS CHILD NEVER SAID GOODBYE TO HIM BEFORE PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT THE STORE, I SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO HE COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE.

I THOUGHT HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER AGREED TO DO IT. SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM THE CASHIER LADY AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE TURNED AND SAID THANKS AND "BYE". WHEN THE CASHIER CALCULATED MY SHOPPING, SHE SAID THE TOTAL WAS £300!!!. I SAID "WHAT!!... HOW IS A BOTTLED WATER, CHOCOLATE AND A CAN COKE EQUALS £300?"

SHE SAID "YOUR DAD SAID YOU ARE PAYING FOR HIS SHOPPING TOO.". "MY DAD?" I SHOUTED, "THAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER!!! THIS IS A MISTAKE". SO I QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS SCREAMING..."EX­CUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED RUNNING FOR HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME COMING.

I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST BEFORE HE WAS ABLE TO CLOSE THE DOOR. I KEPT ON PULLING AND PULLING HIS LEGS.. JUST LIKE AM PULLING YOURS NOW!!!

YOU LOVE A GOOD GOSSIP DON'T YOU?
LOOK HOW INTENSELY YOU'RE READING THE STORY LOOOOOL GOCHA!!!

*I was mildly amused and irritated after getting to the end too. LOL, all this fwd fwd mail sef..LNGKMD :-D*

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

cwazy! lol

Rubynnia said...

Men! It was reading with keen interest.

Nutty J. said...

bruahahahaaa....see me oooo. I actually believed u

Miss M said...

MENA!!!!!!!!!!!!
msscheeeew.... you really got me there. *covers face*

Aroh Lyna said...

lolzzz oshisco

Anonymous said...

Hahahahhahaha

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! U have got me fouled too! good one...

Kimberly said...

LOLOL!! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!

PS | I just posted a new post where I shared my most embarrassing moments! I'm tagging you! Perhaps you'd want to do a post and tag some other people or want to leave a comment on my post! Can't wait to read it!

XO | KIMBERLYLUXE

Mena UkodoisReady said...

Thanks everyone!! really appreciate!!!

Thanks Kimberly, will do!!

Ginger said...

lol.

If this were true, i for say you fall my hand Mena. I aint repping no strange man's dead child o. Closure ni, closure ko.