Thursday, 22 July 2010

Today's featured author is my own Baby sister with: MATHEMATICS FOR SHOPAHOLICS

This piece is written by my sister Mammoth and is dedicated to all those whose eyes are bigger than their tummies or wallets. Enjoy!!


MATHEMATICS FOR SHOPAHOLICS


Note...if an item used to be £250, now £100, you have not saved £150 but lost £100 if you never intended to buy it..but bought it anyway..

Buy one get one free at £49.99 ..the real price of the item is probably £24.99 each...

If a shop sign says up to 50% off...dont be cheesed off when you get inside and there are only reductions of 10-15%...the sign said 'up to'...

Lastly..beware of shops that are permanently on 'closing down sales'..they probably just have their prices up by whatever % reduction the sale sign says...

HAHA! Hope you enjoyed that..feel free to add ur own musings...... :-D
Tha Mammoth

Mena'a thoughts: Well you heard her so dont say I dont teach you nothing in here! :P
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4 comments:

  1. NakedSha22 July 2010 at 09:48

    You are soooo right!

    And those stores that go:

    '90% percent off...'

    and then there's a tiny sentence under saying:

    'original price'

    MTTCCHHEEWW!

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  2. Mena UkodoisReady22 July 2010 at 09:54

    Exactly, chop knuckle

    Just making us poorer and still trying to make us feel better??

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  3. Ese Nuta28 July 2010 at 03:39

    So true....

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  4. Mena UkodoisReady28 July 2010 at 23:21

    Abi O, Ese :)

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