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Friday, 27 May 2011

'How to Maintain Stellar Relations with Your Black Friends' by Donald Trump foreword by John Mayer author of "My d**k is like a white supremacist"

Hi there!

Nah this is not about Trump and Mayor per se! I came across a game in a facebook group and found it hilarious and so decided to share in here. The pictures in this particular blog were sourced from my 'otakara'(lol) camera. I bought it last year and feel the photos come out wierd? Tell me what you think about the pictures? thanks

Back to the game! Basically imagine all the popular celeb gaffe and try and construct an ironic book title to represent them. I'll start:

"Two Kids are Ideal- Our success story" Kate Gosselin aka kate +8 and Nadya Denise Doud-Suleman aka octomum

"How to win muslim friends" : Terry Jones also author of 'Burn a Koran'

"Anne Nicole Smith was nothing but a gold digger":- Elizabeth Hurley, Katherine LaNasa popularly knows as 'Mrs Dennis Hopper' and Oksana Grigorieva

"How to Be Accepted by the Royal Family" - Sarah Ferguson, with the forward by Camilla Parker Bowles

"I heart Burkas" :- written by Rihanna, Kim Kardashian foreword by Lady Gaga

"Keeping it in the closet"=Perez Hilton and Rupaul

"I love my mum":-Eminem

"Generators? A Waste of Money" by PHCN

"I AM NOT BALDING!"-Donald Trump

"How I survived 30 years on nothing but lettuce": Mo-nique, Roseann, Rosie Odonell

"How to Marry Your Agemate by Hugh Hefner"

"Divorce is Not About the Money" by Maria Shriver and Mrs Tiger Woods

"How to Maintain Stellar Relations with All of Your Black Friends" by Donald Trump foreword by John Mayer author of the book "my d**k is like a white supremacist"

"Say It Loud, Am Black and Proud" by Micheal Jackson

"Heal the World" jointly written by George Bush and Osama Bin Laden, Current U.N Ambassadors for Global Peace

"Idiot guide to monogamy":-jointly written by Tiger Woods, Mel Gibson, Madonna and a foreword by Bill Clinton best selling author of 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman'

"Always Wear a Great Big Smile Upon Your face":- Victoria Beckham

"How to mind your own business":- Wendy Williams

"Crack is whack" by Whitney Houston

"Staying out of trouble" - Lindsay Lohan

"How to win friends" :- Bruno, Alan G, and whatever moniker he goes

"How To keep a low profile and go under the radar": Jordan, Kanye West, Pamela Anderson, Lady Gaga, Buffy the body, Katy Perry

Know of anymore? ;-)

Then to add the special Nigerian twist, do the same with Nigerians celebs, only use perfume titles this time.

"Extinct" by Nitel a delicate and elusive scent

"Confused" by Zain a hint of uncertainty and a dash of chaos

"Almost Contended" by MTN nearly confident scent

"Black Out" by PHCN a sure knock out

"Fight 2 finish by Otedola hint of stupidity and over confidence...

"Ready 4 Fight" by Aliko Dangote seemingly sure but could be wrong

"Consolidated" by Sanusi Lamido brash and outdoor rugged not for the faint hearted

"Former Artful Dodger" by James Ibori Fomer Elusive scent now captured!!

"Evil Genius" by Babangida Perceptive narcissistic scent a must kill!!

"Demolition" by Nasiru El-Rufai bold no holds barred

"Deception" by Farida Waziri a some what dull scent putting on airs of aggrandisement

Know of any more?

bye from me



Chizy K said...

lol very funny, wonder who came up with this

Ibhade said...

lololol.....a satirical post i must say :D

The Corner Shop said...

Haha! The Eminem one is extra funny :D


World's Beautiful Islands said...

Interesting post.Nice work..keep it that way

ANil Patel said...

Anil .I already follow ur blog.

TheRustGeek said...

Hugh Hefner.... Deservedly on the podium....

Myne Whitman said...

Very funny, Especially the trump quotes.

T.Notes said...

"How to Marry Your Agemate by Hugh Hefner"!!!

John Liming said...

This is a most interesting, colorful and entertaining Blog--very original--very well thought out--I like the imagery and the imagination that went into this one.

kitkat said...

LOOL!! i love the michale jackson one :p

Ginger said...

Aha, your comment section wasnt working earlier! Brilliant game. See what I came up with:
A promise of rain – Patience Goodluck
To farm a nation – Obasanjo
Blowing my job up – Bill Clinton
The day after Thursday – Rebecca Black
I want everything – Mr & Mrs Atuche
I cant remember my name – Rihanna

Ginger said...

Good job with the pics :).

The duck picture is beautiful!! God is a wonderful artist..

Mr.Saeed said...

lolz! lmao... love the sarcasm...

yahya said...

hmmm,,, Nice picTures.. coOl..

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A-9ja-Great said...

Hahahahaha...very hilarious!

Amb Caleb said...

You just cracked me Nice one.

Please can you loose the verification here. Thanks

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