Aaaaaaaand on a lighter note.....'he had it coming'!??

I choose to start February on a lighter note. Tis one of the months to be jolly eh?. I wont pretend that people are going through challenges one way or the other, but one thing I can say is after the rain and thunder and lighting the sun always comes up.

In addition I think while focusing on ways out of our challenges and in adversity, we should NEVER loose our sense of humour.

Here are some jokes I saw online.....

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband
readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and
other things that she might need.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
another job. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over $2 million. She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments. The husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have had sex only with you.' That's when she shot him.

OUCH!



Jonathan left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with 'the boys'. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, Patience, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.
After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, Patience paused and pointed at Jonathan saying, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"
Not believing his luck, Jonathanlooked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"

Monday went by, and Jonathan didn't see Patience. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and Jonathan could see Patience a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Have a fab day!!!