..not really 'bad' bad, just lethargic.
But first, I really shouldnt be here, but I have all these thoughts clogging my mind, should I write or not? Why is that my most creative side comes up when I have unbelievable deadlines to meet!! Yes..unbelievable..deadlines. But still I write!
This makes me mad...and crippled with guilt and still..still...stilll..knowing all that is at stake..still I write!!
Did I ever mention that tragedy happens to me in 3's or more? No? Yes? Who am I kidding, I dont really ever talk about me, not in details anyway. Will drop some hints in the next blog.
So back to tragedies.. I had hardly recovered from the first 2 'tragedies' when, surprise surprise, 2 more came up! And just as if God was playing russian roulette with my life, my period pain comes along. I gotta hand it to the Lord, he has an extremely 'switched on' sense of humour, ha my painful,cramping period at this stressful time sha??
That said, I am calm, very calm, almost not bothered, like 'ehen is that it? bring it on' kind of mood.
Alas that mood is fertile for my keen sense of sarcasm to be extra sharp.
Infact I have the perfect note to match that perfect mood. Enjoy y'all. :/
Something has happened to communication and I don't think this will make me more popular with my conservative chums, but it is funny!!
Hello, my name is bla bla bla and I suffer from the guilt of not
forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are you?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
Bullshit!
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's
our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning your genitals will burst into flames!
Have a great week!
9 comments:
hahahahahahahahahahaha!! That was so much entertaining!! I literally laughed out loud!! Well, you know sometimes when they forward me emails having to do with God and they say that if you don't forward it, it's as if you don't believe or stuff like that, I actually do because if not I feel bad and I can't stop thinking about it. Well, that's how it works I guess to some people.. xoxo from Greece's harsh romance ;)
If anything happens to my genitals tomorrow, I'm holding you resposible...
this is very funny, everything about this post!
those silly forwarded messages piss me off. these days, i just delete, delete, delete, esp since someone told me that they carry viruses with them. who in their first thinking mind will believe all that nonsense written in them sef! 10 years of curse, ha!
but mehn, dis ur photos na wa o. esp, d no smoking sign. classic!
Thanks all :)
It was the most polite article I found which could mirror my current state of mind perfectly.
:))
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